Solarbird ([info]solarbird) wrote,
2011-09-10 20:17:00
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  • Music: GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT | HE IS FULL OF TURTLE MEAT

we are totally not this evil

You cannot tell me this did not spawn a generation of seriously disturbing fetishists. I mean, seriously, what.

Wouldn’t you rather wear some delightful TICKIEBOX IS YOUR MASTER NOW apparel, designed by popular demand? Now with 70% less vinyl!

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Tags: lolno, silly

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[info]jessie_c

September 11 2011, 03:44:47 UTC 8 months ago

[info]elfs

September 11 2011, 04:12:38 UTC 8 months ago

It's just a crime that clothing like that never caught on. By now, it would be perfect for every one of those greaseball-sucking gasbags. It would cover up the diaper that goes with their high doses of Alli. And you'd never know who was who except from the smell.

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 23:14:18 UTC 8 months ago

Courtesy [info]arjache, we have an explanation. XD

[info]mojave_wolf

September 11 2011, 05:42:52 UTC 8 months ago

What mean you? These sound great!!!

You who complain simply don't understand the value of gently massaging resistance to every body movement in a pair of pants.

I mean, c'mon!!!

The possibilities for perversion are ENDLESS!!!

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 16:32:27 UTC 8 months ago

Re: What mean you? These sound great!!!

Chafing as a fetish? Started right here.

[info]mojave_wolf

September 11 2011, 05:44:30 UTC 8 months ago

More seriously, turtle meat? No turtle meat! Especially not in relation to Gamera! No eating Gamera!

GAMERA IS OUR HERO AND SAVIOR!!!!

If you eat Gamera, who will save you from the next evil giant monster that comes along?

Think about it.

[info]arjache

September 11 2011, 09:39:07 UTC 8 months ago

...they're shaped like Oompa Loompas. Surely there must already be Oompa Loompa porn out there somewhere. (And no, I'm not going to go check.)

Also, is it just me or does the model on the left have Parts: The Clonus Horror hair?

(reposted because I replied to the wrong thing.)

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 16:31:26 UTC 8 months ago

I dare you to photoshop Oompa Loompa hair onto these guys.

[info]arjache

September 11 2011, 22:20:53 UTC 8 months ago

Sepia-toned photoshopped original image with Oompa Loompa hair

(Or, alternately, the original green hair before I color-adjusted it to match the rest.)

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 22:23:30 UTC 8 months ago

SO ILL

XD

[info]elfs

September 11 2011, 23:38:48 UTC 8 months ago

It wins the day.

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 22:43:11 UTC 8 months ago

Also, elevated to new post. XD

[info]brightbeak

September 11 2011, 23:35:39 UTC 8 months ago

Even without the green hair, there are levels of *wrong* that can't even begin to encompass this! Not even Dante's _Inferno_ could approach the levels.... OY!

[info]evilmicrowizard

September 12 2011, 11:27:38 UTC 8 months ago

ALIENS WALK AMONG US!!!1! (Or at least walked...)

[info]st_rev

September 11 2011, 10:51:52 UTC 8 months ago

Maybe they're full of booze.

[info]westrider

September 11 2011, 15:56:46 UTC 8 months ago

That would certainly explain the straw!

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 16:35:30 UTC 8 months ago

one word

So would "urethra."

[info]st_rev

September 11 2011, 16:45:10 UTC 8 months ago

Re: one word

"Don't look at me! It's not my urine!"

"If it's not your urine, why did you drink it all?"

[info]westrider

September 11 2011, 17:43:22 UTC 8 months ago

Re: one word

And the first thing that popped into my mind after that was Cordelia Chase saying "Hello Salty Goodness!"

There's something wrong with me ;)

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 18:23:19 UTC 8 months ago

Re: one word

You win. XD

[info]westrider

September 11 2011, 23:12:01 UTC 8 months ago

Re: one word

Playing "Who can come up with the most disturbing imagery" with me generally doesn't end well. But this time I seriously wasn't even trying, my subconscious squicked me out enough there that I struggled for quite a while over whether or not to post that at all.

But in the end, the urge to mess with people triumphed, as it tends to.

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 16:19:10 UTC 8 months ago

Specifically for the drink-on-the-run, by which I mean drive, market, eh? Life-sustaining alcohol and impact protection in a single product! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT IT'S BRILLIANT

[info]starfallz

September 11 2011, 10:58:46 UTC 8 months ago

O_O

[info]solarbird

September 11 2011, 16:34:43 UTC 8 months ago

XD
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