Solarbird (solarbird) wrote,
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pacific rim fandom: jeagercon

I wrote a song for this weekend’s JaegerCon and it will be online. It won’t be the most polished recording ever but it’ll be there.

YOU GUYS WANNA BE IN IT?

Send me a recording of YOU singing KAI JU MEAT on the note of F. Or, if you can’t do an F, shout them – but back off from your microphone so you aren’t distorted to hell and back. Make sure the words are recognisable and give me some separation between the syllables so I can edit them together more easily in the right timing.

The shtick is that the Cascadian Mecha Militia’s Dance Dance Revolution Demonstration team stepped in after the Seattle Jaeger went down. Yes, this is an AU/crossover cracksong.

Want some lyics?

Kaiju Meat
2013 Crime and the Forces of Evil

something in the ocean has a bit of an attitude
kickin’ in the bottom like it’s going to burst
chompin’ all the sharkies, eatin’ all our salmon
steppin’ on the coral but it’s gonna get worse

rippin’ over bridges, tearing down towns
monorail in ribbons, space needle down
jaeger fallen over, pilots in tears
mecha to the rescue, now we’re all here for

kaiju meat
better than bacon
kaiju meat
tasty with fries
kaiju meat
pandimensional poutine
kaiju meat
phosphoresent surprise

[break and turnaround]

barbecue pit boilin’ under the ocean
carbonated soda shouldn’t turn out so blue
colour’s going off ’cause of all of that fission
bubblegum cider made expressly for you

pop it in the engine, turbo engage
five hundred fifty octane, mecha rampage
jaeger fallen over, kaiju went chomp
dancin’ to the rescue, see how we stomp for

kaiju meat
nothin’ like chicken
kaiju meat
it’s cholesterol-free
kaiju meat
pandimensional protein
kaiju meat
hot pockets of the sea

[bridge] [gets knocked over] [because that's what bridges do]

kaiju meat
the champion’s breakfast
kaiju meat
good for ev-er-y mood
kaiju meat
pandimensional repast
kaiju meat
it’s an all-the-time food!

AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
AAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM
AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
AAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
AAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM
AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
AAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
AAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
AAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
AAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM A
[godzilla belch noise here]
STOMP

I WILL USE EVERY SUBMISSION IF I CAN*. You will be credited (tell me how but keep it clean) and this will of course be a free download/creative commons all that stuff.

Your laptop mic will be fine, but use better if you got it. If you want to robot-voice it or mangle it or something? Go to town, as long as it’s recognisable. And just get it to me by END OF WEDNESDAY (7 August 2013). It needs to be around here by Thursday so I can throw it all together.


*: Legal status: Any recordings submitted MUST be under Creative Commmons 3.0/Attribution license. If that’s not okay, DO NOT SEND IT IN. In return: you get credit, this recording will be under Creative Commons/Attribution/Noncommercial/ShareAlike license, and will ALWAYS be a free download which can be shared by anybody with anyone for any reason.

Mirrored from Crime and the Blog of Evil. Come check out our music at:
Bandcamp (full album streaming) | Videos | iTunes | Amazon | CD Baby

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