Solarbird (solarbird) wrote,
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the new single has lyrics

I was asked to post the lyrics to the new single (Bandcamp, YouTube, Soundcloud), so sure, I can do that!

The copyright says Crime and the Forces of Evil, of course, but this is very much what I think of as a Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics song – my all-girl hardcore punk band that plays exclusively Hello Kitty-branded instruments. And I would love to play a MKatC gig, but so far, really, that’s mostly My Girlfriend, Sad Muppet, Get Out, and this. We almost have enough music for a 20-minute mini-set, though!

Anyway, enjoy:

Pee Police
2016 Crime and the Forces of Evil
ALL CAPS is CRUISE CONTROL for BULLHORN

What the fuck do you think you’re wearing
Why do you think you have the right
You fucking dykes better get with the programme
or there’s gonna be a fight because
we’re gonna bring the law down on you
like we always knew we should
And you’re gonna pay if you look at us funny
Oh it really gives us wood that’s right

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
UP AGAINST THE STALL

I don’t care what these bitches are saying
I don’t care if you’re a girl
I’m the cop in charge and I know what I’m doing
and your trousers make me burly now
I can finally strut ’round in here and I can
show you who’s in charge
You better sit your ass down and pay attention
while my lumber’s getting large that’s right

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
UP AGAINST THE STALL

No ID? Then you get no peeing
as I slam you to the wall
Jesus says it’s time now to give a beating
and I always give the best of all because
you faggots got to learn one thing and that’s
to bow to my command
If my staff of life doesn’t show you Jesus
My rod will show you god firsthand

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
FUCK YOUR NEW ID
WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
PEE POLICE
GET UP AGAINST THE STALL

ANYBODY ELSE FEELIN’ UPPITY?
I DIDN’T THINK SO

Mirrored from Crime and the Blog of Evil. Come check out our music at:
Bandcamp (full album streaming) | Videos | iTunes | Amazon | CD Baby

Also posted to ソ-ラ-バ-ド-のおん; comment count unavailable comments at Dreamwidth.

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