network card assignment is being random, because debian
i'm blacklisting the drivers and trying to load them in /etc/modules in correct order so the device assignment is consistent
i blacklist e1000e and r8169 (so they don't autoload)
and then have them both in /etc/modules so they do load in a specific order, r8169 then e1000e
modprobe r8169 loads fine
what. the. fuck. do. i. do. here.