But EVERY. SINGLE. STEP. I've let Ubuntu take has been massively destructive. EVERY ONE. Not ONE thing has worked right. I have no idea what it will do next and no confidence that it, fuck, I dunno, won't wipe the Archives partition or the Windows 8.1 partition that HEY GUESS WHAT I CAN'T RECREATE SINCE MICROSOFT WON'T LET ME, or WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT.
This is grotesque.