This is an actual sake* you can buy:
Gellin’ with a Felon
I recommend it on the basis of the bottle alone. Also? It’s pretty good. SlimeSake ftw.
Also, it’s blue. Okay, it’s not actually blue, but the bottle is. Anything edible that colour is not found in nature and I approve.
Also, check it, I’m in a comic strip about Ardbeg. YAY ARDBEG! \o/
*: Face labelling sadly not included.